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Mary Jo Montevirgen

Happy Capricorn Season!

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Happy Birthday Capricorn! Your¬†season is notorious for puffy coats, runny noses, dry air and SNOW! And you… You are notorious for being ambitious, calculated, independent and bossy. You’re also hilarious, but in a cynical, I’ve-seen-it-all manner. We also know that when you party, you can show everyone else how it’s done! There is so much more to you, though, that…

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Happy Sagittarius Season

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Sagittarius, you are one of my favorite signs, mainly because I kinda wish I was more like you! Everyone knows that you have star power. Your sign infiltrates the world of winning sports teams, popular musicians, scientists, authors… like wtf can’t you do?! Nothing. That is the answer. But everyone who knows a Sagittarius already knows that ūüôā Everyone knows…

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Happy Scorpio Season

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In the spirit of Scorpio season, I thought about writing this for a while before actually doing it – to the point where I’m posting it the last day of the season. For those who have kept up with my Astrology¬†Season posts, you are aware of the fact that¬†I have been writing about what people often overlook¬†about people in each…

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Brad and Angelina’s Divorce – an Astrologer’s Perspective

By | Ascendant, Astrology, Celebrities/Pop Culture, Jupiter, Pluto, Soulmate Astrology, Transits, Uranus, Virgo | No Comments

Sad news in the celebrity world today – it has been made public that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt filed for divorce after 2 years of marriage and 12 years of being together. Being astrologer, I figure there is an astrological explanation for this. Because astrology explains everything. So let’s take a look. Based on the yod in their composite…

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Happy Virgo Season!

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Happy Virgo Season! Everyone knows Virgos to be clean, anal-retentive, controlling, observant and intelligent. I’d say those are all good traits to have. But is that really all they are?! Because it would absolutely suck if that were the case. Fear not, Virgos. I am here to do you some justice by pointing out some¬†traits that other astrologers do not…

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Happy Leo Season!

By | Leo, Sun, Uncategorized | No Comments

Happy Leo Season to everyone! So we all know that Leos are proud, have good hair, are loyal and generous. They are also known for bringing the spotlight to them, which isn’t always the case! If you’re a Leo who doesn’t always try to steal the spotlight, I totally feel for you. There is so much more to you¬†that popular…

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Happy Cancer Season!

By | Astrology, Cancer, Moon, Uncategorized | No Comments

It’s time to throw you a bone, Cancer. It’s common knowledge that you are ruled by the Moon, you’re sensitive, intuitive, you have a strong emotional attachment to your mom (whether or not she is present in your life),¬†you have¬†eyes that look like they may start tearing up at any moment’s notice, and blah blah blah Cancer stuff. But what…

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Happy Gemini Season!

By | Astrology, Gemini, Mercury, Sun | No Comments

Happy Gemini Season! Gemini, the 3rd sign of the zodiac, is ruled by Mercury – the planet of communication, intellect and thought processes. That being said,¬†they love¬†being wordy and showcasing their intellect. It’s ok, Gemini, you can admit it. Everyone knows it. Here are a couple words that you¬†would love to add to your vocabulary. AND they’re both scientific terms,…

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Happy Taurus Season!

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Happy Taurus Season! To commemorate this event, Taurus Sun and Rising (Mary Jo Montevirgen), and Taurus Moon (Alyssa Sharpe) have joined forces¬†to comment on pictures of soft things. You’re welcome. Mary Jo: I don’t know if this is bad, but I see things like this and I want to squeeze them so hard without hurting them. Alyssa: That’s why I…

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Juno: Asteroid of Marriage and Commitment

By | 1st House, 4th House, Ascendant, Asteroids, Astrology, Celebrities/Pop Culture, Houses, Juno, Love + Compatibility, Neptune, Soulmate Astrology, Sun, Transits | No Comments

Asteroid Name: Juno Named After: The Roman Goddess of Marriage and Childbirth; represents the Month of June, Love, Dedication, Peacock Lovers and Community Protection Asteroid #: 3 (Select Juno under “Additional Objects” on Might Remind You Of: A Virgo who puts Love On Top. Not Beyonce necessarily, just a Beyonce quote. Juno is the ancient Roman goddess of Marriage…

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Astrology of “Empire” Characters

By | Aquarius, Aries, Astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, Celebrities/Pop Culture, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planets, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Signs, Taurus, Virgo | No Comments

    Just like Aries, Anika is confident, spontaneous and ambitious. She‚Äôs got swagger to match and an athletic (but womanly) build that she can show off when she feels like channeling her inner seductress. When she means business, she means business. However, she has a passionate and raunchy vibe about her that she effortlessly exudes. She also takes on…

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Jupiter Retrograde 2016 Horoscopes

By | Aquarius, Aries, Astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, Gemini, Horoscopes, Jupiter, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Planets, Retrograde, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Signs, Taurus, Transits, Transits, Virgo | No Comments

Jupiter, the planet of luck, expansion and optimism – began its retrograde phase on January 7, 2016 and will go direct on May 9, 2016.¬†When a planet is in retrograde, it appears to be moving backwards. This influences us to access¬†this planet‚Äôs energies in a more introverted manner that many of us may not be completely comfortable with. The retrograde…

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Astrology of Eros and Psyche, Asteroids of Love and Soul

By | Asteroids, Astrology, Eros, Psyche, Soulmate Astrology | No Comments

Eros (asteroid #433) is often depicted as an asteroid that represents primal sexual desires. Based on his mythology, there are many manifestations of love that Eros represented addition to sexual desire. Eros is a complex figure in mythology. He has been given multiple birth times, origins of birth, and different figures to represent the different directions that love could turn….

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